Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?
"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
by anonymous June 7, 2022

by hostis_72 May 10, 2023

by CuggyMunt May 25, 2023

A Harry Morris is an extremely sexy person who when is around makes any girl extremely wetland aroused!
by Punani Man November 23, 2020

When a girl goes down on you then refuses to finish because she doesn't want to consume a jungle along with your shlong.
ChrisAndra went down on Austin then refused to finish because Austin had no capacity for nether-region hygiene. ChrisAndra then proceeded to get a pair of scissors and made Austin's "Harry presher" a "oh my god there's blood".
by Potterislove February 2, 2015

An overrated musician who is not as good as he sounds. Was one a part of the boyband One Direction, and has the most successful solo career. He's not even that good looking, so I don't get why teenage girls like him. The only song people actually know of his is Watermelon Sugar. Some people say controversial stuff, which might be true. But all his fangirls go crazy when he wears a dress every 2 months and tag him as a LGBTQ ally, which is just stupid. He's not an ally, he donated to places that are transphobic. Do not let his fangirls fool you, he is not the best musician ever.
Friend one: "who are they getting so excited about?"
Friend two: "Just Harry Styles."
Friend one: "Oh okay. Anyway, wanna go get food?"
Friend two: "Just Harry Styles."
Friend one: "Oh okay. Anyway, wanna go get food?"
by Dino nuggets be bussin June 13, 2021

by sadprose January 26, 2021
