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J-Money

Hella cool. Kinda, sorta, best person that ever lived. Aceing math, best friends with all teachers at school. Makes evreyone laugh. Best friends with Paul Rudd. Lives alone in a mansion and with stacks of cash. Friends with evreyone. Has good hair. Forever hype. Yolo. Filmmaker.
AYYYYYYYY! J-MONEY HOW IT IS DAWG
by KINGK0NG69 November 21, 2021
mugGet the J-Moneymug.

Stealing money

You're perfectly fine with stealing all sorts of shit though aren't you? And you only have 200 million dollars because someone gave it to you, you retarded bitch. They took the money they made giving away music for FREE (Because you didn't used to have to PAY for Spotify) and GAVE IT to you so they could charge people money to listen to you.
Hym "Right. No. You just don't want to have to go back to 'working hard' again. If they take too much from YOU, YOU might not be able to guarantee that HARD WORK is optional, arbitrary, and subjectively defined for you piece of shit, useless fucking daughters. You want to sit there and feint superiority while saying "I don't think I'm better than anybody" with a smug fucking smirk on your face. Most of your moron fans will never have 3 million dollars. Let me tell you, no matter how hard you work you'll never be more than you are you piece of shit. But you're perfectly with stealing money. As long as it ain't you. You are where you deserve to be... Unless you're in a cage arbitrarily. You weren't talking that shit then were you? Absolute fucking drones. As long as you can force me to stay down here with the people who have resigned themselves to failure and inferiority you get to keep pretending you're better. I'll agree it's wrong for them to take it but... You worked hard and it AMOUNTED TO NOTHING. Just like it does for everyone else. I'm not even saying you deserve to be where I am or that I deserve to be where you are. But regardless of where we are in life you're a piece of shit."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
mugGet the Stealing moneymug.

Lipgloss money

When you have money left over after paying all the bills so you can buy something extra, like lip gloss.
Girl, I was able to pay all my bills in full and buy lipgloss! I’ve got that lipgloss money.
by Major headache March 22, 2025
mugGet the Lipgloss moneymug.

racin to the money

the better way to say skirt-skirt; commonly used by rapper Michael Conor
"Watch her racin to the money
We just crashing on these dummies"
by perksofbeingsidnee January 1, 2018
mugGet the racin to the moneymug.

Money

Money is any item or medium of exchange that is accepted by people for the payment of goods and services, as well as the repayment of loans. Economies rely on money to facilitate transactions and to power financial growth. Typically, it is economists who define money, where it comes from, and what it's worth.
" I paid the cashier some money for my ice cream"
" spare some money"
" Elon Musk has the most money in the world"
by am are james January 8, 2023
mugGet the Moneymug.

Money Money Hash Browns

When a huge abnormal amount of money is made off of running a small un-known buisness or off of a lemonade stand.

**Hash Browns= Potatoes not a very wealthy food to eat**

*Help Understand Definition*
So how is buisness treating you lately son?

"Great Dad I am making money money Hash Browns off of my crappy tasting lemonade!"
by WAK- A- FLAK- A FRESH!! September 6, 2011
mugGet the Money Money Hash Brownsmug.

Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.
Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls
by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024
mugGet the Ass Money Ballsmug.

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