Red Eye

Ejaculating in you're own eye, causing it to hurt a lot and sting, then after a while turning red.

Me: Bob, yesterday I was jacking off and I Red eyed myself.
Bob: Oh shit!

by XxMtnD3wxX March 7, 2015

Red spark

Someone dark and evil , said to be the son of death and the ruler of hell ... Never to be trusted as he will deceive u and corrupt your mind . Only one look from his blood red eyes will leave you petrified . So its best not to mess with this being

Oh my god its Red spark look away or we'll die by fright

by dark death April 18, 2015

red forest

when a girl is on her menstrual cycle and her pubic hair gets covered with blood

i got a red forest right now

by ichewy May 26, 2015

Code Red

The knowledge that your girl is on her period, with the intent to have sex with her anyways.

Man I got a code red this weekend, oh well a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do.

by Themanwithaplan1455 August 25, 2015

Joe red

Joe red is usually a bad ass mofo that is just sexy as hell and smart as a whip. Ladies love him and men want to be him . He can be sweet and kind and funny ,at the same time being dangerously handsome, always knows the right thing s to say and his actions scream loader than words,he is the man a myth and a legend... Also incredible in bed.

Dude that's totally Joe red !!!

by Redjoeker December 22, 2016

red words

Words that are spoken -- by a biological woman, in the period of her menses, which she does not mean. These could be insults, jibes, jabs, or digs.
(Inspired by the "Red Wedding", which was also chaotic, confusing, nonsensical, bloody, and unfair.)

"My girlfriend and I got into a huge fight last night, but we talked it out. We both realized they were simply red words and she didn't mean them."

by axelfear December 2, 2015

The Red Crow

AKA the Jimmy Harrison
Can usually be found saying "faaarrrrkk" while in stressing environments

See also "Red Rhino"

I did "the red crow" the other day when my mrs bit my dick while giving me head

by Zaccymac13 March 13, 2016