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by fghfhfh March 15, 2022
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Person 1: Watcha doing tonight?

Person 2: UR MOM

Person 3: get ROASTED MY DUDE

Person 4: Well uhhh…. UR MOM

Person 5: where are u heading after school?

Person 6: ur moms house

Person 5: Why?

Person 6: cause…ur mon
by backnandeggs_ April 30, 2022
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ur mom

the birther of you
by 9u3fh`pg49 March 4, 2022
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Ur Dog a Frog

This is the worst phrase containing "Ur" in it. Every time this is used another big bang occurs wiping out everything known in the universe and creating a new one. For fucks sake who would use this?
little kid on xbox: ur mom gay
25 year old no life: ur granny tranny
little kid on xbox: no u
25 year old no life: reverse
little kid on xbox: ur dog a frog
*earth and everything else fucking explodes and a new universe is created*
by Yung lamp shade June 6, 2018
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Ur mum is an aligatore

Phrase when you want to be really mean to someone
Person1: "I like Fortnite."
Person2: "Ur mum is an aligatore."
by RockyCZ07 March 22, 2022
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Ur mom

Sometimes a funny joke sometimes not depends when you say it
Friend:who did you sleep with last night
You:ur mom
by Ur mom hahahaha 69XD December 9, 2021
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Ur Mom

is hot
Under the sheets unda the sheets me and ur mother making your brother
Ur mom
by raethegae December 7, 2021
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