V's Law

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but only for the entity known as V.

Cell phone ran out of battery during an important meeting, slipped on the carpet in the office, baggage lost in airport, and every app you use crashes? That's V's law for you.

by nnneeee January 24, 2020

Reverend's Law

A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.

"That story sucks. I'm enacting Reverend's Law."

by JustDon'tLook June 18, 2014

razörs law

Any controversy involving the internet where the Left don't immediately get their way will be compared to GamerGate within 48 hours.

So when the movie "Captain Marvel" crashed and burned, razörs law was invoked.

by Lance_Lake September 16, 2020

laws of pajamas

it is against the law to wear pajamas while working out.

Billy: hey Phil, whats wrong with you?
Phil: what do you mean? im working out.
Billy: yea but in pajamas dude it against the laws of pajamas.

by The kid named squid February 8, 2021

Slut in Law

When your slutty sister-in-law is fucks everyone including you.

Is Karen coming over? Yes? Okay.

<Fuck, I need to rail that slut in law.>

by Godddoghot December 25, 2019

Murphy’s law

When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft

« Man , Jessica showed me what Murphy’s law was last night »

by Canadiah December 12, 2019

Bifloof's law

Originating from an urban dictionary word titled Bidoof’s Law, Bifloof's law states in summary that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to furry porn”.

bifloof's law strikes again

by MisterPeanut April 14, 2020