1. A male around adolescence.
2. Someone in your friends group, usually the really badass, yet creepy one.
3. Someone who gets ticketed for being on the railroad tracks because he is that cool.
4. Someone that the ladies cower in fear of, and who makes child molestation jokes, but you love him anyways.
5. The funniest, craziest motherfucker.
6. Anyone who wears purple pants.
2. Someone in your friends group, usually the really badass, yet creepy one.
3. Someone who gets ticketed for being on the railroad tracks because he is that cool.
4. Someone that the ladies cower in fear of, and who makes child molestation jokes, but you love him anyways.
5. The funniest, craziest motherfucker.
6. Anyone who wears purple pants.
1. Adults: What is that person over there? A stoner?
Teens: Naw bro dass the purple pants guy!
2. Purple Pants Guy: Come hiter, children hehehehe kidding...................or am I?
DeeJ: You would say that.
3. Police: here is a 200 dollar fine.
Purple Pants Guy: For what?
Police: Being a Smexy Mexican.
4. Aubrey: IM GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER, PURPLE PANTS GUY! BOO HOO HOO! I just cant handle you...youre too sick nasty. WINK!
5. Shelby: I love Joe. He is funny, silly, and he aloways goes there. You know? He's a Purple Pants Guy.
6. Maddie: Look at him in his purple pants...haha that silly Purple Pants Guy.
Teens: Naw bro dass the purple pants guy!
2. Purple Pants Guy: Come hiter, children hehehehe kidding...................or am I?
DeeJ: You would say that.
3. Police: here is a 200 dollar fine.
Purple Pants Guy: For what?
Police: Being a Smexy Mexican.
4. Aubrey: IM GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER, PURPLE PANTS GUY! BOO HOO HOO! I just cant handle you...youre too sick nasty. WINK!
5. Shelby: I love Joe. He is funny, silly, and he aloways goes there. You know? He's a Purple Pants Guy.
6. Maddie: Look at him in his purple pants...haha that silly Purple Pants Guy.
by TheCrazyMaddie July 8, 2011
Get the Purple Pants Guymug. by omfiguh February 26, 2010
Get the internet tough guymug. by Pseudonym Taken August 11, 2009
Get the Family Guy fansmug. The male genetic disposition for having a flat ass. An ass that has no POW! or lacks badunka dunk. Most commonly associated with male Caucasians, white-guy butt (or WGB) can also be found on other male members of all races.
White-guy butt is not to be confused with computer ass, which results from a lack of activity associated with hours and hours of daily computer usage.
White-guy butt is not to be confused with computer ass, which results from a lack of activity associated with hours and hours of daily computer usage.
Dude: Stupid white-guy butt, my pants keep falling down 'cause I got no ass!!!
Chicky: That's some serious no-ass WGB, yo.
Chicky: That's some serious no-ass WGB, yo.
by ralph2k August 21, 2006
Get the white-guy buttmug. When a girl tries so desperately hard to impress a guy(s), she engorges her self in all of their specific interests, making sure that she knows everything about everything so that she has a solid conversation piece to use around them. Thus becoming "just one of the guys," and losing any chance of ever dating one of them. Usually resulting in excessive weight gain, pony tails, and gollum bangs.
"Hey, um, I was thinking maybe you and I could go play Fallout 3 at my house some time this week, and possibly go to dinner or something afterwards...? <3333"
"Well, that sounds like fun.. But I just want to be clear.. I think we're better as friends.. I've known you so long- I actually think of you more so as just one of the guys."
"Well, that sounds like fun.. But I just want to be clear.. I think we're better as friends.. I've known you so long- I actually think of you more so as just one of the guys."
by biggirlsarelove22 July 20, 2009
Get the Just One of the Guysmug. by Ritual October 9, 2006
Get the nintendo ds guymug. Cop: Awright asshole, where'd you get that illegal substance?
Guy: I dunno what that is or how it got there. Never seen it before.
Cop: Oh yeah? We're gonna lock up up and throw away the key if you don't tell us where you got that stuff.
Guy: I don't know NOTHIN' about it!
Dig it, you are a stand up guy!
Guy: I dunno what that is or how it got there. Never seen it before.
Cop: Oh yeah? We're gonna lock up up and throw away the key if you don't tell us where you got that stuff.
Guy: I don't know NOTHIN' about it!
Dig it, you are a stand up guy!
by Straight Shooter October 16, 2007
Get the Stand Up Guymug.