Eyes on the prize dump

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014

snappin cock-eyes

While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.

I swear I thought I could see you smile while I was snappin cock-eyes.

by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017

crazy eyes

A medical condition in which one is cross-eyed.

"where is that dog lookin'?"
"NOBODY KNOWS!"
"that there are some crazy eyes"

by C01DfuS10N March 11, 2004

red eye

a metaphorical term used for the sun is rising

Anyway, back in LA, sunset still feel the same; by the time sunrise, the red eye, we back on the plane..."- Another Bad Creation song "Hang Out

by h&jtown June 6, 2010

short eyes

prison jargon for porno material

"I'll trade you my P&J for your short eyes."

by ella enchanted May 11, 2006

Angel eyes

Easy to spot. The most unattractive member of every popular girl group. She is usually grotesque, obese and all round puke-worthy. This girl has vein streaked tits and enough cellulite to block out the sun a mile away. But don't doubt her friends, they will do anything they can to make her feel beautiful and so will exaggerate even the tiniest feature of her hideous appearance, for instance her "angel eyes". They're so dazzling and bright, especially compared to the hairs that are growing out of her third chin.

"Oh look, here comes Angel eyes!"
"Well, she's definitely the angel eyes of the group"

by Rexy663 March 5, 2015

white eyes

when a man gets spunk or cum, his male fluid, in the womans eye. The salty nature of the white cream causes a sever stinning sensation

Yo Ice has got white eyes, I shot my jiz straight into her left now.

by bman January 15, 2004