eat your hat

to lose a bet
and have to pay up,
by eating your hat

"ah, bitch, you said if obama wins you would eat your hat.
c'mon now. i give ya some salt and ketchup too. start ta
chompin, Billy Bob"
"if the 76'ers don't make the playoffs, you'll eat your hat and gimme a hundred dollah against a twomp?. I take that bet, nigga."
"U said if Romney loses u would eat your hat, burn the kkk robes, register green party, and party w/the poofters in San Fran on New's Eve. It's midnite, Buford. bend over and take it like the red state bitch that you are. yee haww"

by psychobitchhommedontplaythat November 28, 2012

Eat Pant Day

November 17. Eat pant day
A day where you eat pant
Pant comes from the word Pants, when you say 'eat pant' you are basically saying Eat pants.
It comes from Bart Simpson saying 'Eat my Shorts'

'Hey it's Eat Pant day!'
'No way, let's eat pant and spread the word!'
*Eats pant*

by IaintRusty November 17, 2020

eat your ass with a spoon

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.

*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"

by What in the Kikeli is going on May 19, 2024

Eat A Brick

An inconspicuous way of telling you to kill yourself.

Go Eat a brick

by coolpotatoe724 March 19, 2025

Eats Bin Cycles

The act of using a girl as a decoy, a male getting a girlfriend to cover up the fact he's gay.

"Hey, did you hear about Jacob?"
"No, why? What about him?!"
"He eats bin cycles!"

by fivedayweekend February 27, 2010

Chain eating

The habit of repeatedly eating the same foods over and over because they bring comfort, familiarity, and ease. It’s often driven by the desire for something predictable and soothing in the chaos of daily life.

I’ve been chain eating instant noodles all week. It just feels comforting and simple after a long day.”
Sam: “Yeah, I get that. Sometimes you just need that familiar food to chill out.

by DonnaRia May 26, 2025

I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.

"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)

by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017