David

If someone is rather short but muscular mean and smells like canned vegetables mixed with a little bit of chum that means they are a david

Hey looks father! That man is a david!

by User T70 July 6, 2024

Pulling a David

When you apply the smallest positive adjective you hear in a conversation to yourself.

S: “Did you hear the latest Dua Lipa song?”
A: “Oh yes, it was so dang beautiful”
D6: “I know I am”

S & A: “sighhh… he do be Pulling a David again”

by kashitakitakeutie July 14, 2024

David Pring

This bloke is the number #1 Frankston snitch, sells acid tabs from his mum/dad's house while claiming centrelink.

David Pring how many tabs can I get for 50 bucks?

by frangaganga July 29, 2020

David

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You look like a David

by Boogereater69 January 27, 2021

David W

giant noob
forever noob
xp waster
slacker
lil bitch

David w is forever noob

by Fwayshgod December 30, 2022

David

A black witch from Brazil who can be found on prisonpenpals.com

David: I'm a black witch from Brazil so be careful

by Hondacf100! November 1, 2021

David Dose

An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)

Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”

Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”

Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”

by Davie :,) May 8, 2020