Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?
by rithmppig May 24, 2011
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Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word
Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
by AetherKing July 11, 2023
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Chris mode

When you drink Malibu and throw up on and then proceed to strip naked and run through the house punching other party members and screaming racial slurs at them.
Did you see Chris last night at the party? He went Chris mode.
by Chris_Mcbride November 08, 2022
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chris van geffen

Chris van Geffen is a person you have to love when you meet this guys. He's funny and fantastic! IF YOU MEET HIM SAY YOU LOVE HIM!!!
OMG THATS CHRIS VAN GEFFEN HES SO AWESOME!
by Chrinsiepaarntie February 05, 2018
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Chris and Olivia

The Best Couple in the Universe. May break up like a thousand times but will alwayssss get back together. Very Toxic but it works.
They’re such a “Chris and Olivia” couple.
by Imjustawriterrguys July 04, 2024
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Fat Chris

A slang term for a cigarette - commonly used by the A-Level Economics students at Rawlins Academy during lessons
Oi, Metcalm, wanna go for a Fat Chris after?
by Grimmo April 09, 2019
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