cock pheasant

Creative yet demeaning word for a homosexual male.

Damnit David, You are such a cock pheasant.

by KarenGeee November 22, 2006

cock snucker

A cock snucker is a chick who sucks cock and refuses to admit to it.

Whore: "I never suck cocks" *wipes the cum off her lip*

Us: Yeah right you fucking cock snucker!

by twylightsilverwing March 20, 2009

cock-inch

Around three quarters of a normal inch (18.4mm). Used to describe the size of one's manhood and to make it apparently larger than it really is but has also been spread to wider applications.

4 cock-inches is the equivalent of 3 imperial inches.

Mark - My penis is 8 inches on a good day...
Russ - Is that real inches or cock-inches?

Alternative use...

Mark - Give that settee a shove it's only a cock-inch off where it should be

by Dr-T April 17, 2010

Summertime Cock

The change in the nature of your cock during the months of May to August in that girls want it solely because it is the summer and they know that once the summer is over, they will no longer be interested.

Guy 1: "So is she still interested in you?"
Guy 2: "Nah, but just wait for May to roll around. She's totally gonna want my summertime cock!"

by Camalam March 17, 2009

Cock-Snorkeler

One who engages in the act of sucking the beenie weenie as if it were their only means of obtaining oxygen.

"Man Larry is a fu&%ing cock-snorkeler ! he sucked so much ween he shits jizz!"

by bshan2001 October 12, 2008

Cock Lock

When you tie your dick around your bike so nobody can steal it.

I forgot my combination lock at home, I guess I’ll just have to use the cock lock again.

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

cock embargo

When an individual refuses receiving penis in any shape, way, or form.

Girl #1: "Are you going to hook-up with that guy tonight?
Girl #2: "No. The cock embargo is still in effect."

by MOtastic145 July 1, 2011