sport bumming

Sport bumming, where the amorous bummer is chasing the reluctant bummee, on a successful capture the amorous bummer converts the reluctant bummee to become an amorous bummer! Continuing in the game of Sport Bumming….

‘Oooh come here Dolmio you will be converted’
You’re closing in on me you Amorous bummer…
Shit, welcome Dolmio to Sport bumming… now go out hunting..
‘Oooh come here Calf’……..

by Sutty9 August 24, 2023

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bum

a person that annoys you but can also be a way to compliment someone you like by annoying them

mab: oh colby youre such a bum! *giggles*
colby: what are ya talking about?!?!
mab: dont worry about it

by musicgoddess21 November 5, 2020

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bumming

to really like something

im bumming that bag

by pengness...x January 9, 2009

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Bum

When someone says something that you already knew, or you don’t understand it.

Bruh. Did you notice it was snowing yesterday?

Bum

by NotSadNiichan December 8, 2021

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Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!

I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!

by Painful Truth February 10, 2022

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