August 1

The day i hate

August 1 is the day hell is born

Hell in august 1

by Meand you finnacry July 26, 2022

1/2

Marco

Marco bodt was cut in 1/2

by Your average snk fan June 24, 2022

9 double 1

The cops

The 9 double 1 showed up at the scene

by F1287 November 20, 2020

1-800 cars for kids

A typo of "1-800 Kars for Kids", a Jewish organization that took donations of cars to fund raise for youth, but concealed that the money would only benefit hasidic jewish children.

"I donated my old car to 1-800 Cars for Kids"
"Bro that only helps Jewish children"

by Rev39 August 21, 2025

Changing a 1 to a 0

There's no end to the madness!

It doesn't matter about what they put down, whoever is looking at it will only look at what's when and where. Changing a 1 to a 0 is really kinda childish but it keeps you giggling I guess you grown up!

by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023

1-10 female attractiveness

A assistant scale that men use to rate a female. Typically used to rate body type then used to rate the facial features.

Dave: on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale what was your blind date?
Corey: body was at least a 9 and face was a 4 ,man. I couldn't get over her unibrow and huge nose.

by -major disappointment September 13, 2016

1% Heather

While 99% of Heathers are fun and pretty and whatnot, 1% of them have weird red mullet things and moles. They never stop talking and are quite annoying.

Man, this 1% Heather is really annoying.

by Jdjejxndidj November 25, 2023