no u

the best comeback to any roast attempt

guy 1: your mom of homo gay
guy 2: no u
guy 1: oh shit nibber

by yourmomofhomogay January 29, 2018

u

Shorthand for the word "you." Commonly used on the internet by those of low intellect, or those who are much to lazy to type a three letter word.

Matt Willis u a bitch

by WAGONeater69 August 10, 2019

no u

“No u” is known as one of societies most offensive and demolishing comebacks. There is no way to avoid these words, nor respond to them. If these words are said to you, you just simply sit their and accept your ultimate and eternal defeat.

person: “ur mom gay”
super cool dude ever: “no u”
person: *dies*

by Akakakakkakakakkakakkakaka April 3, 2019

U

The ultimate counter to, “NO U”

Me: Your mom gay
God: NO U
Me: U
God: **dies**

by Rune^ May 17, 2018

No u

The two words to end all arguments. Pattened by Anh tran

“No u”

by Urmomgay666 June 1, 2018

No u

The trump card

Croomate: you are imosptor
Imposta: no u

by Tobob5 October 27, 2020

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife July 11, 2025