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It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
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Top G

Being a healthy person who is doing something good in their life. Going to the gym, making money, not vaping.

Top G = Andrew Tate
Andrew Tate is a massive inspiration and is a top g.
by risetothetop January 27, 2023
mugGet the Top Gmug.

top and rail

Top and rail is when you top and tail in a bed but then things get steamy
Yo how was it sharing a bed with Stacey?
It was fine at first we top and tailed, then we top and railed
*high fives*
by Daisy89 September 23, 2022
mugGet the top and railmug.

Top

She gave me some Top.
by Tone_584 October 21, 2020
mugGet the Topmug.

Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
mugGet the Flat top monkey eyebrowsmug.

Top

"Just got some top from this stripper bitch"
by VinnyNY January 2, 2021
mugGet the Topmug.

top rider

A women or man who is great at shagging or riding the d
“Here lass...you’re a top rider you”.
Or for men, “I am a top rider me, doing all the birds
by Beth’s a Top Rider November 11, 2017
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