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Shiftly Shit

When an employee takes a dump once per his or her shift. Generally taking place around the same timeframe each shift. In most situations a shiftly shit is strategically planned during undesirable work situations. Such situations include eluding a meeting or to get away from undesirable fellow employees.
It was 2:30 and Jane knew bastard boss Tom would be stopping by work at any moment. Wanting to escape any possible conversation with Tom the boss, Jane planned her shiftly shit for the day.
by jgurbisz December 16, 2009
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Fuck shit

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Shit me

A term used by absolute mad lads exclaiming utter disappointment
by Holy cow Batman February 4, 2019
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thats the shit

Referring to objects such as jewelery, cars, or an item of clothing that looks particularly good or fashionable at the time. It is usually rare or out of the ordinary and/or expensive.

It can also refer to drugs that are particularly purer and more potent than is usually readily available to most people most of the time
by GAANZ June 17, 2008
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n shit

commonly said more than you realize...1)someone that is too busy to help you out. 2) as if something was suddenly added on to your night of partying un-expectedly...3) describing one's items that were never present in the first place but wanted to get more insuance $$$ back
i got stuff to do {n shit}, or i'd help you move.

I'm sorry, i{love }you "i was{drunk} n shit" when i{ fucked} her.

the {black }guy stole my radio n shit outtta my {car}
by islowd January 1, 2013
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shit rooster

Some one who is always starting trouble or running off at the mouth
John is a real shit rooster. Last week we almost got our asses kicked because of his mouth!
by Mrichie1031 November 23, 2013
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Tits and shit

A variable for any noun, adjective, or swear word.
Hey come get your tits and shit out of my car
by Barnyman July 31, 2011
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