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Daddy’s Money

Can't concentrate on the preacher preaching
My attention span done turned off
I'm honed in on that angel singing
Up there in the choir loft
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
More laughs than a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dynamite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
And look who's lookin' at me
Her second cousin was my third grade teacher
I used to cut her grandma's grass
Back then she was nothin' but knees and elbows
Golly did she grow up fast
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
More laughs than a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dynamite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
And look who's lookin' at me
Lord if you got any miracles handy
Maybe you could grant me one
Just let me walk down the aisle
And say I do
To that angel with a choir robe on
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
More laughs than a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dynamite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
And look who's lookin' at me
She's got her Daddy’s Money
Her mama's good looks
And she's lookin' at me
by Death Menace November 12, 2022
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Ugly Money

When someone has too much damn money. Like the scene from the movie Blow when Boston George and Diego were trying to figure out where to store their money in their safe house.
Bro don't just have money, he got ugly money!
by eleceng20 March 22, 2024
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Money

Give me your freaking MONEYYY
by Eli the Anime March 23, 2019
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Money Sniffin' Heeb

A Jew that steals money from you.
Ugh! Why did Joey the Jew steal 50 bucks from me? I hate that money sniffin' heeb
by ChickenChocker69 April 27, 2024
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Dummy Money

A stupid amount money based on your income.
Person 1: I just spent dummy money on the new PS5!

Person 2: Wow! Don’t those cost $500?! That’s a stupid amount of money!
by Nick918 September 2, 2021
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Jacking money off

Just means to fuck your money up every time all the time...
"ah man! I spent way too much time jacking money off instead of being responsible"
by 3d1technology1 November 20, 2018
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Free money

Easy money, meaning you didn’t have to work hard for it
Nice bit of free money for you there pal’
by FUoneeyedwilly March 6, 2022
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