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fresh off the stick

When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).
"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."
by Mutton Congress August 5, 2014
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Cincinnati Stick Shift

When a male fits an entire screwdriver into his erect penis, leaving only the handle protruding.
I was horny last night and figured that nothing would hit the spot quite like a good, old fashioned Cincinnati Stick Shift.
by CorylnTheHouse December 1, 2016
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pool stick dick

A rare decease of that when you fall asleep next to somebody, your penis becomes like a pool stick, but bendy like a twizzler, there is no cure
Bro watch out from my pool stick dick tonight, it might get you
by Mr. Smarts591 March 1, 2016
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YAHHH THIS A STICK UP

When your pretending to rob someone in the mirror
Kim in the mirror: YAHHH THIS A STICK UP
by AKEETERKEETER.COM February 16, 2020
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Cheese stick v1

A cheese stick is a way to describe an oddly built blond white guy. He is most likely an eshay owns dumb tns and is extremely malnourished. Depending on how many there are they can have different versions. They may also have concerning close friendships with the boys
by Polly beavis May 31, 2020
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hit the acorn with a stick

When someone went to far saying an insult or something bad to a person
girl: “hope you end up in a grave soon; you dumb prick
boy: “wow you really hit the acorn with a stick”
by grapefruittrees June 15, 2020
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Sticked out lib

Colloquial term referring to a democrat. Typically these people believe they have a higher moral consciousness and spend their days posting political jargon on social media while trying to ruin every one else’s lives. These self righteous people are under a heavy influence of alprazolam (Xanax), hence their major errors in judgement.
This sticked out lib sent a photo of people having a party on campus to the dean. What a fucking joke show.
by Iam yonch October 29, 2020
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