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Potato

A person so dumb, they're a root vegetable, completely void of any sense.
"Holy shit, you just potato'ed all over this post."
"You got banned because you needed a potato time-out."
"Why did you DD, you potato?! "
"Share your recent awkward potato moments with me please"
by 1Potato2Potato3Potato4 January 12, 2017
mugGet the Potatomug.

Iggy the potato

Iggy the potato or just iggy is a very complicated character as his cannon is all over the place, they have been a lawyer in a studio, a God and even a king, he's also a broke teen
have you heard? Iggy the potato got a new peoffession!
by Mdjfmnkwigj April 15, 2021
mugGet the Iggy the potatomug.

Emma potato

Everyone loves her! Shes an OG potato for life. Even though shes better than everyone at gymnastics, she will teach you her awesome tricks and her sparksly blue eyes sparkle in the sun. She is very short, but has big big dreams . She is amazing, beautiful and sweet. She knows when you are sad, or mad. Never ever loose an emma potato. And she will make funny jokes.
Girl 1: "i want emma potato to be my bff. ScReW yOu SaLlY!!! "
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."
by Bfflisemma April 11, 2019
mugGet the Emma potatomug.

potato painter

When your paint game is so sub par your better off peeling potatoes then fucking over customers!
That fucking potato painter really fucked my shit up and ran off with my money!
by Potato Game December 21, 2020
mugGet the potato paintermug.

Growing potatoes in the backyard

When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole
Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes
mugGet the Growing potatoes in the backyardmug.

Dip dip potato chip

What you say when you teabag a pink-haired girl in Halo Infinite
"Dip dip potato chip", said the muffin as he unceremoniously tea bagged the pink-haired girl in Halo Infinite
by arsenalsucks February 5, 2024
mugGet the Dip dip potato chipmug.

potato

its a round pice of shit with lumps and stuff and its peachy brown color and its the most bootiful this in the world and your all jealiouse of it
i killed a patato and turned it to freanch mbaked potatos
by potatoloverjelly October 28, 2019
mugGet the potatomug.

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