Potato

1. A pointless vegetable that is honestly just there.

2. An unsuspecting, yet very dangerous sexual weapon if used correctly.

"Don't trust that man with a potato in a dark alley!"

by Davikins July 19, 2013

Potato Skin

The interior part of the skin in an uncircumcised penis

“I sucked on Brads potato skin all day”

by sheerfreak June 21, 2020

Potato

was once the lord of all things till a gigantic famine hit its homeland dwindling its population to nothing. Potatoes are still extremely strong and could even go toe to toe with Shaggy in a battle but their numbers has dwindled.

shaggy: is that a p-potato...
potato: yes shaggy its time to battle
shaggy: finally a worthy opponent

by potato447 March 5, 2019

backup potato

A potato for use when all other potatoes are not an option.

I know you have a backup potato. Everyone does.

by backup-potato September 27, 2021

potato

its a round pice of shit with lumps and stuff and its peachy brown color and its the most bootiful this in the world and your all jealiouse of it

i killed a patato and turned it to freanch mbaked potatos

by potatoloverjelly October 28, 2019

Potato

Someone who is "ugly" and unapealing to the average being but inside they are nothing but beautiful, loving and carring ...don't forget hilarious. They have and awkward vibe to them but once ppl understand their frequency life become blissful.

Becky: hey have u seen Jaequalyn The Potato's videos?
Kate: no, I haven't
Becky: Go to her youtube channel, she's hilarious asf.

by anonymous April 14, 2018

Potato Man

A small potato wearing a cape and a top hat, often seen as a sort of a superhero, and his real name is Dan Raw.

“Oh my god! Look, over there, that must be Potato Man!”

by Wandamian Crucifixplate January 1, 2021