Mrs. Can

She’s a Can Mrs. Can

Woah it’s Mrs. Can wowie she exists!

by CanChan March 1, 2020

redundant can-opener usage

Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.

Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.

by QuacksO December 30, 2021

can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)

girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021

dusting can

A can that holds the propellant that you be sniffing! As in “I snuffed a whole dusting can of computer spray and almost passed out!”

As in “I snuffed a whole dusting can of computer spray and almost passed out!”

by Creamhead September 7, 2020

tuna canned

When a person chugs a pringle can to the face

He tried to get tuna canned in the mens bathroom

by Klegraefe February 28, 2015

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

I can not stop twinkling.

The original hero name of Yuga Aoyama from My Hero Academia (also known as Boku no Hero Academia), before Midnight suggested he shorten it to "Can't Stop Twinkling".

Shining Hero: I can not stop twinkling.

by Rhythm Heaven January 27, 2021