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Jake

Jake is a Chadly gentleman with a massive ding dong. Dude throws bars in English and is a god at biology. Plants are his specialty and women are his game. His dance moves are exactly 10,000 times better than the following mortal dancer.
Where is Jake.

In the bathroom unrolling his dingulus
by mypseydonymbirch October 20, 2021
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Jake

A Jake is someone who is kind ٫loving and friendly .If u ever meet a Jake need sure to get to know them and they are Also really cute 🥰😍😜😘
Girl1:Wow look at him
Girl2:i know right he is so cute!😜
Jake:Make ladies how are you?
by anonymous November 28, 2020
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Jake

Has a MASSIVE schlong. Like holy shit how does it even get that big ( and this isnt even when its hard may i add). If you ever get to fuck one of these majestic creatures, then you must have an asshole of steel cause it will be decimated once hes done with you.
AAAAAHHHHHH MY ASSHOLE JUST GOT BLOWN OFF BY A JAKE.
by SamPFucker69 April 27, 2023
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Jake Paul

Ramdom girl:I'm from Pakistan

Jake Paul:Where's your stupid thing you where on your head, oh, you're from Pakistan? RUN
by Noncemania21 December 29, 2017
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