housing lesbian

A housing lesbian becomes activated when they see a woman (with property/room) has romantic or sexual feelings for them.

Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.

Claire would "fall in love" with a fire hydrant if she thought it could offer her lazy ass something. Watch out, she is a housing lesbian!

by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe October 10, 2021

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If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

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House Democrat

A Democrat that starts doing the GOP's bidding once the Republican party gained control of congress. Giving rise to thoughts of slaves that didn't want to do hard labor out in the fields, but preferred to have an easier job inside the "house".

Now that the Republicans have a majority in congress Obama has become a "House Democrat".

by 1234mike January 6, 2011

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Huddle House

Better than Waffle House

Huddle House is awesome

by jo-da-co November 7, 2021

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House Jacked

Stealing real estate using legal or illegal methods.

The lawful owner of a house has been House Jacked when a person moves into a house without permission, refuses to leave when asked, and claims that the house is theirs.

by Vauban Schwarzwald March 2, 2015

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