z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.

Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty. The NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.

by Sexydimma July 23, 2014

jacob hit

the weakest/pussiest hit of all time in rocket league😎

guy: yo jacob hit the ball
jacob: *hits the ball and goes nowhere*
guy: bro ur cheeks that was a jacob hit dawg

by Syren760 January 25, 2020

Homo-hit

A homo-hit is when you get knocked out and mugged by a seemingly homosexual person.

A: Hey bro what happened to you?
B: I had a homo-hit! He took all my stuff!
A: That damn homo!

by SteveTheEpicGamer February 22, 2019

double hit Mickey

Droping Acid and Shrooms at the same time.

My Scro took a Double Hit Mickey at an underground last night as was still tripping balls this morning.

by SpencerForHire August 18, 2022

One-hit bummer

A song that sounds really good the first few times you hear it, and after that it just gets annoying. Similar to the classic one-hit wonder.

Bob: *listens to music* "Gah! I hate this song! It used to be so good!"
Steve: "Aww dude, sounds like you have a one-hit bummer

by Eric Churchill December 14, 2009

Bong Hits For Jesus

Bong Hits for Jesus is an American rock band. Taking its eye-brow raising name from a landmark Supreme Court free speech case, Bong Hits For Jesus is all about peoples' First Amendment rights, artistic freedom and expression, legalization, and having an all around good time.

Did you see Bong Hits For Jesus open for Cypress Hill? They were smoking!

by Kung Ku Lou December 6, 2020

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

by DefinitionsPlug June 11, 2024