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David

David is very kind, has a good personality and very smart. David is also very charming and cute, you will be lucky to have someone named david. David is someone who will never let you down. They empower others by simply being themselves. David is wise and kind and gives all that he can to what he believes in most. With one look, he knows what's on your heart and how to give you what you need to feel supported and loved as you process what you're feeling.
by BRUHHHEUHEUDJhcnkjan June 11, 2021
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The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.
Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
by Miss David January 27, 2022
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Davide

Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)

Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021
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David

A gay child who cries a lot when he doesn’t get what he wants

He also can be very sexual
This nigga David is gay
by Cola you sue ma January 5, 2020
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David

David takes a shit in your parking lot
David went ahead and took a dookie in the lot
by DaOnet November 22, 2021
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David

David is amazing, cute, has a charming sense of humour. He can make any girl fall in love with him by jus talking to him. For any girl David is a dream come true. He will love, cherish, and cheer you up when your down. You are the luckiest girl in the world if David says he loves you. Enough about how great, sweet n sexy looking David is. He also gives mix signals, make you think you're his one and only, every girl that David talks to thinks that because of the way his personality is. With all these girls wanting him, fighting over him David will try to get all of them. He will love all of them, he won't be able to make up his mind. He'll ask all of them out on dates, make them all feel "he's my next boyfriend " But if David is your friend he'll be a true friend will always be there for you. So if you have a David in your life girls even if he isn't gonna be your boyfriend, never lose him.
Girl#1:OMG!!!!!! David is soooo cuteeeeeeeee
Girl#2:what makes you say that
Girl#1:Omg he told me he loves me and has been crushing on mee eeeeeekkk, isn't he the sweetest
Girl#2:pov:he told me that too maybe he changed his mind, she's better anyway
Girl#1:I can't wait for us to start dating
Girl#2:I'm so happy for you pov:I hope he doesn't change his mind about you too.
by Potatomuffin November 4, 2020
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david nora

Listen here you little david nora.

Used when you cant use vulgarity around people
by It's literally Hitler April 16, 2020
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