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Gray Banana 

An occurrence which happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and then falls asleep with the penis still inserted in the vagina. When the male wakes up, his penis is now flaccid and soggy due the amount of moisture put on it all night. This leaves it half - curved and with a grayish tint, as that of a banana
Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were so tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but we fell asleep so I woke up with a gray banana!
Gray Banana by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016
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commando banana 

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos
he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.
commando banana by bob spawn July 7, 2016

beard banana 

A phrase that the popular youtuber Thegamingterroriser cannot understand and constantly has him triggered when encountered. Aside from it being two words that are fun to say together, it is simply a phrase that was randomly thought up.
The general imagery created at the phrase is either a banana with a beard or someone wearing a beard made of bananas.
I walked down the street wearing and holding a beard banana.
beard banana by Tahaku December 1, 2016

tiny banana 

Someone who has a small d.

But saying it in a none sexual way.
Max has a tiny banana!

rotten banana 

Slang using of black c*ck.
Wow,this one is a really big rotten banana.
rotten banana by nautyguy February 12, 2017

Rotten Banana 

a black guy's dick
hey girl, want some more of that rotten banana i stuck inside your ear last night?
Rotten Banana by forcedanal February 19, 2017

cajun banana

The Southern male lover one goes to live with after leaving their spouse.
Did you hear about Freddie? He left his wife to go live with his Cajun Banana!
cajun banana by Kintapus April 12, 2017