Eating for Two

Eating food and having sex at the same time. Referred to as "Eating for Two" due to the hunger of both the genitals and the stomach.

I had taco bell in one hand and my boyfriend's shlong in the other... Needless to say, I started eating for two.

by Jiganon May 30, 2018

he will eat inside us

when one tries to spell 'he will not divide us' right after 69 vape sticks. What a troll says on Shia Leobuffs HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US livstreme.

Gay m8: oi m8 we are doomed. Trump he will eat inside us.
His friend: Your drunk jimmy.

by JIMMYTHETRUMPSUPPORTR May 31, 2018

eat it

That’s what she said.

Mom: “Just eat it already!”
Me: “That’s what she said!”
Mom: “Stop it!”
Me: “She said that too!”

by UNITURTLE69 June 8, 2018

eating a mcdonald

It's when you're about to eat your best friend mom fat ass in public.

Him: hey what are you doing tonight
You: Probably eating a mcdonald with your dad

by Darksideofmeme May 29, 2018

Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”

Person 1-“wanna fuck”
Person2-“I don’t know”
Person 1-“eat my shorts”

by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017

Eat my gash

A classy lady's alternative to "suck my dick."

Hey fuckwad, eat my gash!

by babzcek December 22, 2017

go eat a bowl of trix

Used to tell dumbasses its time to kick rocks. Cause everyone knows. Am i right...

Anyone "Dude there is no way you can can still be up drinking after last night." Me "Go eat a bowl of trix."

Because... I am!!! I am!!!

by Mr. Dutchrunner December 27, 2017