ur mum

is bri'ish

""ur mum is cool"

by yurii₊˚✩彡 October 17, 2022

Ur mum

Insult which has no meaning inside ur bum if u want cocaine sex soz I can’t help u but I sell weed at www.childcaptivity.com so come get some pornos

Alex:ur mum

Ur mum: no ur mum! Cos ur mums dumb! Cos she didn’t know what I did to ur dad yet!!!

by Slnkythemadnman December 29, 2019

Ur mom

Its your mom

Bill: I would like to do something today
John: Your mom?

by Iam your mother April 6, 2022

ur mom

a hot woman

person 1: hey look, its ur mom!
person 2: who's your mom??
Person 1: A hot woman.

by jennalovesyourmom December 14, 2021

clobber ur noggin

a phrase meaning to hit someone hard in the head

if u dont shutup, i will clobber ur noggin!

by lozzy mozzy October 7, 2021

Ur mum

Just simply ur mum.

Person1:ur mum?
Person2: agreed.

by Ur mum 🦒afraid? I know 🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒 April 29, 2022

ur mom

When you dont have arguments you just fucking spam this shit

Hostage:Free me please
Owner:No?
Hostage:ur mom

by eternal tilt 1000-7 September 8, 2022