peanut butter and jelly

Someone does peanut butter and jelly needs their dung tongue sliced off along with their head.

I was quite disgusted when I heard about how some cuntheads make peanut butter and jelly. Then I remembered some shitheads will do anything.

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Sucking the butter tub

Smoking Pot. Orinigally from using a bong made out of a tub of butter with holes on the sides. When smoking, it looks as if someone is sucking the air out of the tub.

Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was hanging out with these chicks and we were sucking the butter tub. We got so f*cked up.

by redhead91 March 11, 2010

Peanut Butter McJelly

A codename used 4 a realllllllllly cute kid who a girl stalks

alanna: waiyo waiyo waiyo
sydney: OMG ITS PEANUT BUTTER MCJELLY!
izzy: syd i dont care!
sydney: BUT HES SOOO CUTE!

by pbmj May 19, 2011

Butter my lobster

1. To tilt thine wrist so that the utensil carrying the liquefied dairy product will fall graciously and cascade onto to the delightfully cooked crustacean.

Waiter, could you please butter my lobster.

by Theyunglizard December 12, 2014

really put butter on it

Add a lot of benefits. Don't hold back the good stuff.

If they want me to accept the job, they are going to have to really put butter on it. The current salary and benefits are not enough.

by seattleslang January 9, 2015

Plumper Butter Nutter

Taking the Jizz from a fat person and making a sandwich out of it.

This Plumper Butter Nutter Taste really good with Tuna !!

by Awesomeness02 March 3, 2015

eat my butter

you smell like maple syrup
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can you eat my butter? i bought it yesterday. I made pancakes but it’s best to eat the butter raw

by crackle my crackle May 21, 2019