red dragon blumpkin

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin

by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

dragon bar

Eating a dragon bar is killing two rabbits with one stone. You can eat a super healthy protein bar, while also eating the guilt-inducing flavours like pizza.

I want a pizza, but i also love my abs. Just get a dragon bar.

by Licaadri November 30, 2021

Booty Killing Dragon

A Booty killing dragon is a very horny dog that loves humans

Ahhhh A booty killing dragon is on my ass

by Hank butthurt September 15, 2019

Brown dragon

When someone shits on another person and someone nearby grabs the shit lights it on fire and throws it toward the next nearest persons butthole

Casey can't come to soccer practice because he got hit with a brown dragon and had to go to the hospital.

by Whiskeyjohndoe December 21, 2020

Double headed dragon

A three-some where: person #1 is performing oral on person #2 while having sex with person number #3 , while the #3 is licking the rectum of person #2 simultaneously with #1 doing oral.

Person #2 talking to his brother: man, Sidney and Oliver played me like a double headed dragon last night!

Brother: oh yeah?!

Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!

by Criddie January 6, 2024

poison dragon

A sex act involving a prostitute sticking their tongue up a man's butt; analingus.

Tim: I saw an ad for a hooked under my door. I called the number, and they sent a hooker to my hotel to give me a poison dragon.

by redroadpunk May 31, 2023

Riding the red dragon

A term to describe a woman during her period.

"she is acting extra crazy today"
"yeah.... probably riding the red dragon or something"

by Yanivzor May 21, 2020