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I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.
I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.
by Gjgjji October 17, 2018
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Top Eye

When she’s going down on you soo good and then looks up at you with those seductive puppy dog eyes!! Top Eye!
I wish I had never broken up with Erica. She had the sexiest top eye every time she went down on me..
by G-MOSES February 2, 2025
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Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Tin Top

Tin Top, what a simp.

Hear Tin Top, simping all the time.
by cupotea1234 April 18, 2021
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Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert
Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*
by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019
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Top dog

Leader, especially in a prison where the top boy is called a Top dog.
Can't be selling drugs in prison without going through the Top dog.
by Loverditgdi December 29, 2019
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Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
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