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demon time

Its demon time *slaps your ass*
by demon timing October 11, 2020
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time travel

1. A menace

2. The theory and practice of time travel is incomprehensible to anyone who hasn't spent at least four lifetimes studying advanced hypermathematics, and since it was impossible to do this before time travel was invented, there is a certain amount of confusion as to how the idea was arrived at in the first place.

3. An easy way to make money by copyrighting things, then suing the companies who originally copyrighted the thing in the first place.
The Encyclopedia Galactica copied many of its excerpts from the back of cereal boxes adding footnotes so the companies couldn't sue them. It is ironic that due to time travel the Encyclopedia Galactica went back into time and wrote the passages before the cereal companies, and then went on to sue them for copyright infringement.

See also: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Life the Universe and Everything, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Douglas Adams, and Encyclopedia Galactica
by Todd W December 7, 2006
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that womanly time

well, it would be the same thing as "that time of the month." my friend used it once, so i figured i'd define it...
and she just so happened to be on "that womanly time" then, so there was blood and stuff all over the place...
by Thatz Foreman December 20, 2003
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Noodle Time

The time for noodles. Often used by obese chinese wannabes.
Lottie: Noodle Timeee

Kristy: erhh... fucking gay chinese
by therayofsunshine August 17, 2011
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Father Time

A Cincinnati nerfer, that is old, but still wins his fair share of games(Some would say more than his share.)
Twitch: Damn it Father Time you're old, you are not supposed to move that fast.

Other Nerfer: Wait, what? Father Time won another round? How?
by I'm Joe Somebody August 5, 2011
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Crunch Time

A time devoted to the action of taking A Crunch. Crunch Time can happen at anytime, in anyplace, to anyone. The length of a Crunch Time is affected my many things. Your age, your sex, barometric pressure, the earths pitch relative to the sun's axis, and what you ate last night for dinner all play a part on when Crunch Time will ensue.
Justin: Nick, you've been in there a while. You okay man?

Nick: I knew it was time...

Justin: Time for what?

Nick: Crunch time...

Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.
by totallynotchris March 27, 2010
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time paradox

like your stuck in time. time goes nowhere
Its like were stuck in a fucking time paradox where neither our wisdom or your virginity will ever escape
by trife August 17, 2006
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