slap of the old relic

Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"

"Shes kind of stuck up"
"ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure"

by yatenga December 15, 2011

Rules of Neck Slaps

1. If you slap someone they get to slap you back
2. Don't violated
3.If you have a trim the expiration date is 3 days after
Finally just don't take the piss

If you slap me i will clart you

Say less
Remember the rules of neck slaps

by Neck Slap master September 29, 2020

Slap Dick December

December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.

Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”

by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019

slap your flaps

female masturbation

Hey mom, last night I slapped my flaps!
Mom? Do you slap your flaps?

by Frankie Friction January 24, 2018

fish slap bet

A variation of a slap bet wherein the loser has to buy a fish for the winner so the winner can slap the loser with it.

Peter: I fish slap bet you thriller will play on halloween night.
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(day after)

Adrian: buy me a wish!
Peter: OH.....crap!

by andrepa November 12, 2009

canadian cock slap

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and cock slap a girl so it sticks to her cheek.

Did you hear Dan banged Madison in the Denny's bathroom and have her the ol Canadian cock slap?

by Jrocknowwhatimsayn August 17, 2016

Mustard slap day

Mustard is a day in which you slap your friend with a packet of Mustard or a handful of Mustard. This Day shall occur On the 10th of January

I'm going to slap you with some Mustard on Mustard Slap day

by Guy Might January 9, 2023