Sally Slap Cabbage

A female who is clinically retarded in every sense of the word. Has to wear a helmet anywhere she goes.

Look at that girl drooling ... a complete Sally Slap Cabbage.

by Lora Logic October 07, 2008

Slap my knee

A word used by old people back in the 1900's when something was funny

A very white saying only used by a special white race never exposed to society

'Back in the olden days Jimmy Savile used to really Slap my knee' said Grandfather John

by wiji board October 14, 2018

horse slap

horse launcher

projectile fish

by the holy slug July 17, 2003

bench slapped

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.

wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.

by lindy1943 April 06, 2010

canadian cock slap

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and cock slap a girl so it sticks to her cheek.

Did you hear Dan banged Madison in the Denny's bathroom and have her the ol Canadian cock slap?

by Jrocknowwhatimsayn March 02, 2016

buffalo joe slap

1. To buffalo bill and to slap the tip of your cock in someone's face.

2. To buffalo bill while being slap by a huge joe.

Maria wanted me to buffalo joe slap her, so i did, then she beet me.

Fag john was buffallo joe slaped last night, what a looser.

by KAMIIIII March 22, 2010

Slap Dick December

December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.

Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”

by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019