Salted 

1. one who is feeling a great amount of anger.
2. one who is feeling a great amount of anger, that others may deem hilarious.

1. I am getting so salted right now, at this loud mouth.
2. Dude don't talk about his sister that way, you are gonna make him straight salted.

Salted by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

switchback sally 

The act of defficating into a woman's vagina while she twists her partners nipples

"tim couldnt wait to go home and unload a switchback sally on his wife"

switchback sally by usain bolty February 24, 2009

Crusty Salt Worm 

A fat redhead acting like a fucking dickwad on Spring Break.

You are a crusty salt worm.

Crusty Salt Worm by Dr. McMantooth March 29, 2009

salt dicks and pepper pubes 

a penis formed on a table made from salt and using the pepper as pubes and left for a worker at a fast food restraunt to clean up.

Damn rsthoth, look at those salt dicks and pepper pubes.
Hey rsthoth, id hate to be the nigga to clean up those salt dicks and peppers pubes.

salt dicks and pepper pubes by g geiger August 8, 2006

two-time sally 

a convienence store customer who has become so overwhelmed with the options presented concerning lactose and other dairies that they develop habits pretaining to anti sematism, and barnyard animals.

the woman stood before the clerk and had a look on her face... two-time sally, arab.

two-time sally by tom selick April 28, 2005

salt factory 

Peter Lund...Ben Litwin...Carter Lee...Ian Foley...anyone who is feeling really salty, so salty that you could salt a pretzel with all that salt.

Peter was like a salt factory when he read the definition of sar sar.

salt factory by Bleeding Gums murphy April 25, 2005

Sally Chang 

While fisting a girl the male quickly opens his hand (from a closed fist to an open hand).

"Last night I was fisting my girl and gave her a Sally Chang. Boy was she pissed."

"I bet that hurt her."

"Not really she is used to big things."

Sally Chang by Johnny Deep April 21, 2009