Someone who recently acquired great wealth. Usually a younger person who then spends it in extravagant and irresponsible ways. A new potato commonly has a very arrogant attitude and thinks they are way cooler than everyone else. Tends to have a very fragile ego
Look at that new potato over there in his Lambo. Walks around like he's the most important person around here. He doesn't even know how to drive it
by asdfy1234567890 August 26, 2022
Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
by Don't touch the baby May 15, 2019
by conspicuous tomatoe June 21, 2015
I was feeling jittery so I made some “night potatoes” to watch Dawson’s Creek with, in hopes I’d fall asleep sooner than later.
by candiedbones November 09, 2021
When a football quarterback gets hit by two linemen. One hits the quarterback in the legs from the front, while the other hits the quarterback in the back from behind.
by Baloriolefan October 06, 2019
a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.
by BisexualDepressedPhrog August 18, 2023
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