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Hot pocket

The act of releasing flatulence into a woman’s vagina
I can’t have sex, I’m a virgin. But you can give me a hot pocket”
by sillykitty4 May 6, 2024
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Pocket Syndrome

When one is hanging out with a girl and he or she puts their hands in their pockets
"Hey do you see zach walking with his girl?"
"Yeah he got the pocket syndrome!!"
by Gav T July 2, 2016
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pocket facebooked

when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.
Jimmy ***** "I'm going to school!"

Tara **** "dkah"

Jimmy "What does that mean?"

Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"
by Amberjean November 30, 2010
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"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."
"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
by eggsaladsocks September 24, 2024
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Philadelphia Hot Pocket

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.
Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
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Banana in the left backpack pocket

If you find this on an individual, they are SUPER freaky. They are DTF RIGHT. NOW. Like actually pants them and suck on their guassy asap.
"omg...Tania has a banana in the left backpack pocket"

"Wow...she is a slut"
by Gaus IE May 15, 2025
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Aussie Hot Pocket

Is the act of shoving Kangaroo shit up your partners ass then proceed to tap that ass
We ate at out then snuck in to the zoo so we could pull off the Aussie Hot Pocket, best first date ever!
by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020
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