Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.

P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!

by fucjsucnsluts July 09, 2017

buddy pocket pulling

It's where your put your hand in your buddy pocket and stoke..

Mills was buddy pocket pulling in teekays pocket

by Pocket pulling September 27, 2017

urban hot pocket

when you fuck a dirty homeless bitch under the bridge.

Last night i gave old lisa an urban hot pocket

by SK2316 January 27, 2021

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

Shut up man! Shut up before I take this fartlet and shove it in your mouth!

Ambrogeese: you look like you like chicken.
Anya: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 19, 2024

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 19, 2024

My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 03, 2025

Pocket bunny

A pocket bunny is a bottom who takes the glorious strokes of the pocket owner. Often times a prison bitch is called a pocket bunny. But can also be a term of endearment.

Walking thru the snow, my girlfriend got cold so I pulled my pocket out of my jeans so she could hold it. Thus becoming my pocket bunny aka trouser bitch.

by Mr trouser snake April 22, 2022