pringles penis

when you put a tube of pringles where your penis is and then insert it into a female vagina. it makes the vagine extra flavourful and makes it taste like the pringle flavour you bought.

i shoved my pringles penis into her vagina.

by szizminsan June 30, 2016

Penis Monster

a monster that lives in Alabama who has a penis for a face he seeks children in the night to deep throat them so hard that they choke

I went downstairs and saw the penis monster

by ftfyghunjinhbygvutfcrdyfvgybhk June 1, 2020

Penis Pillow

A pillow that a man often places between his thighs at night so that his penis and testicles are not uncomfortably squeezed by his legs.

My dick's been super uncomfortable while sleeping lately, so I used a penis pillow last night.

by XxPUSSYxSLAY3RxX June 22, 2015

penis rocket

When a male ejaculates so vigorously you can count the number of seconds the cum stays in the air before hitting a surface giving it the appearance of a rocket.

"How was giving Dave a handjob?" "It was extrodinary! he managed to accomplish a penis rocket!"

by Helmbros June 3, 2014

Penis Promise

When two men wrap they're dicks together and make a promise

Do you penis promise you won't fuck the dog anymore?

by big hairy nutsack 3 August 18, 2019

vagi-penis

a vaginal looking thing behind a males genitals

steve has a vagi-penis..

by dshiz August 31, 2005

Penis Monster

This is a man who likes to show himself on the website chat roulette. He is often seen by himself. They are generally scary, and can get their kicks no other way.

Person A: So I went on chat roulette for an hour last night...

Person B: Yeah, was it fun?

Person A: No...I kept a tally. I was on for 1 hour, and I got 10 penis monsters, 2 naked women, and 3 French guys.

by Alienne March 24, 2010