Candy pants

Someone snobby and self centred, who thinks that they’re better than anyone else.

Person 1 : “Do you know John?”
Person 2: “Yeah… he’s such a candy pants!”

by ronmark1 May 11, 2022

Pants

Shit i dont wear

Tyrone: yo you ever heard of pants?
Tyler: nah fuck that shit its for pussies

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022

Captain Banana Pants

Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.

Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022

Pants

God's way of giving each one of us a hug... On our bottom halves.

Jesus wore blue jeans. Those were some nice pants.

by MypantsRmypants January 16, 2022

Pistol pants

A combination of being a pistol and sassy pants. Lots of energy, and acting like a little dickhead.

They’re being a real pistol pants!

by Mamagoose September 15, 2022

Pants-a-phobia

The fear of randomly being pantsed in public

Honcho wears 3 layers of pants because he has pants-a-phobia.

by Dwillcbk October 2, 2022

Pantelis

A superior being that is just better than everyone and everything and always correct. ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ you might get blinded trying to talk to him cause of his beauty and never argue with him , he is going to destroy your arguments at sigh

What is this god like being?
He is clearly Pantelis

by Traveller1616 October 6, 2022