Eric D.

Eric D. Is the most funny, attractive, Smart, loyal and most amazing human being to exist. You couldn't find anyone better than him.

He looks like he would be an Eric D.

by xxtayy_cookiexx December 21, 2016

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D-Criss

a guy with a whang to trump all others if ever forced into a situation where cockfight is inevitable. not only is it large but rumor that due to an experiment gone wrong it ended up being turned into diamond giving it the ability to cut glass, crush concrete, etc. A D-Criss is also said to come from god and is the illegitimate brother to jesus christ and chuck norris, he also birthed the energy drink monster from his bladder.

NOTE! if ever approached by a D-Criss you should immediately don your birthday suit and prepare to party like its 1969

GOD: to you jesus i give the great honor of saving the human race, and to you chuck norris i give the ability and looks to be the biggest poser ever, and finally to you D-Criss i endow with the largest penis the world will ever see

by D-Criss June 29, 2011

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D-hiding

The process of taking something of your parents and hiding it till someone buys it from you.

???- Hey man, here's yo Cuban.

?- What the fuck man?! It's all ratted out foo!

???- Sorry bro, I've been d-hiding it for a long ass time. So you want it or not?

?- Not worth 20 bucks but sure.

by Munky traceur dude April 28, 2008

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D-Piece

NOUN: Another name for a penis. Used when speaking about getting a blowjob or having sex. Also used to make fun of another guy if they do something bad or embarrassing.

I gave that girl the mean D-Piece last night.
After I finger blasted that girl she started sucking my D-Piece.
Yo Tom, you just lost again... Your really sucking the D-Piece.

by Markyyy Maaak October 4, 2011

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