John Fitch Vodka

The lowest quality vodka sold at Peerless Liquors in Fitchburg, MA for about $10 for a handle.

Drinking this liquor straight from the bottle, or a shot glass may cause vomiting, black outs, bad decisions, and in rare cases sex with well-endowed leprechauns looking for their lucky charms. So beware.

Person 1- "I totally drank like ten shots of John Fitch Vodka last night."

Person 2- "Yeah, you totally nailed that leprechaun, and he got his lucky charms back."

by NikkiDubz January 15, 2009

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John Lithgow Disease

noun: the unfortunate condition suffered by persons whose every utterance sounds sarcastic, supercilious, or condescending

It was a compliment to say "I like your dress," it just didn't come out that way because I have John Lithgow Disease.

by Ursula Bent February 3, 2013

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John Long Dong

A guy called John with a long dong

"That John guy is supposed to have a massive penis" - person 1
"Yeah we call him John Long Dong" - person 2

by Henry Lawton January 8, 2015

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John Wick

The strongest scariest character that you don't want to meet at all.

John Wick=death

by asiad June 13, 2018

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St. John Allerdyce

The character in x-men comics that can manipulate fire. my favorite character in the x-men comics. he's pyro. he dies of the legacy virus in the comics, but in the movies, he's alive and well on magneto's side.

john, will you stop playing with that lighter?

by Alira January 17, 2004

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john ehret highschool

Welcome to John Ehret High School where people jump the gate to walk to Walmart . Skip class to run from staff on golf carts Bc they don’t do shit in gym. Everyone that goes to ehret either is addicted to sex , fights, alcohol , nicotine or weed. Can’t put all the students at one lunch Bc a group of fights break out. A bunch of lesbian drama as well never seen so many girls fight over one dike

John ehret highschool is the top trashiest school on the West Bank.
Hey what school you go to ?
John ehret wby?
...... leaves chat to go watch a fight ..

by Truth be told dear beloved November 7, 2019

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