pants

The INCORRECT way of spelling pance.

"Are you ready to leave?"
"Hang on I just need to put on my pants" - (incorrect)
"Hang on I just need to put on my pance" - (correct)

by mralwayscorrect no cap November 19, 2020

Pig pants

An itch you can’t scratch

Bought myself a hog, had pig pants for a week!

by The dirty N November 22, 2020

Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.

I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.

by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020

Pants Incest

If two individuals are wearing the same kind of pants prior to having sexual intercourse, then during intercourse, the pants engage in Pants Incest.

John and Shirley where going at it last night, all the while their pants had pants incest.

by Man Of Pants December 29, 2020

Pissy pants

A person who pisses their flipping pants when their pissed off.

So don't make anyone mad

Hey look their is pissy pants he must be really mad

by Beezelhead December 31, 2020

Pant

Definition 1: Pant - A quick and short breathe often associated with being out of breathe

Definition 2: A Horny Nerd who acts blatantly lewd but will never admit to being sexually aroused.

Not to be confused with Pants, the clothing item, or Panta the drink loved by Kokichi Ouma from Danganronpa V3

Definition 1: Kaede panted from Shuichi’s touch

Definition 2:

Guy 1: did you read Kai's smut fanfic
Guy2: I know, shes such a pant

by PantPantPantPant January 5, 2021

Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

by SOG3 January 7, 2021