Who Names their Monkey Cat 

When a friend, mainly people named Angel, A sentence just to make you laugh even when its not funny. This phrase is very pog. Usually used when someone messes up a sentence but ends up making a legendary moment. Used at any end of sentence and a powerful play.

Angel: who...
you:?
Angel: Who names their monkey cat

Who Names their Monkey Cat by P3RrYy January 7, 2021

black nigerian fufu monkey 

A black tiktoker gobbled up his nigerian fufu like it is someone is going to steal it.

Because the fact that it was just finished cooking, steam were coming out of his mouth as he eats the fufu.

"bro stop eating like a black nigerian fufu monkey"

black nigerian fufu monkey by Junchie December 12, 2022

Baris the Turkish monkey 

Baris is a boy who’s from turkey. He’s a definition of a Turkish monkey. Baris is a guy who at the gym says “let’s go do push-ups” but will fight you cuz he gets no bitches. Baris is also the kind of guy who sprays you with water because he thinks it’s “cool.” I personally fucking hate baris because he’s a Turkish monkey. Worse than black monkeys are Turkish monkeys. Baris is also the kind of guy who won’t fight for his country because he’s a pussy. I hope Lebanon bombs his house one day inshallah!

Adam: Have y’all seen baris the Turkish monkey?

Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!

Baris the Turkish monkey by Baris is bitch January 18, 2023

portch-monkey 

A lazy fuck / slave name

1. Damn lazy portch-monkey go play outside. 2. Go pick some cotton portch-monkey.

portch-monkey by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey 

A cunt ass is an annoying mean person for which cunt and ass are no longer suitable, so they become a cunt ass.

A howler monkey is a loud ugly person who is also obnoxious.

Together, this person is extra awful.
(used for both males or females)

"That b**** just cut me off, what a cunt ass howler monkey."

Also, Joey Germain.

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey by Abby & Tori January 3, 2008

feltch monkey 

One who repeatedly participates in the act of feltching

Stay back, you lipstick-wearing feltch monkey

feltch monkey by Archrin October 3, 2003

sus monkey 

an ugly motherfucker

my s/n is ******* .. no sus monkeys

sus monkey by x shawtybadd July 24, 2009