Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

by coystags August 25, 2023

Eat a polo mint day

A day where everyone should eat a polo mint preferably one from a friend

Hey Grace, did you know it’s eat a polo mint day? You can have one of mine.

by eacribe November 10, 2021

Eat ass April

When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.

Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April

by MeminDemon November 8, 2019

eat my knuckles

I’m about to punch you in your face(mouth)

I want to punch him/her

“That n*gga can eat my knuckles, I don’t care.”
“That b*tch can eat knuckles.”

by b0phuzz May 4, 2025

Chain eating

The habit of repeatedly eating the same foods over and over because they bring comfort, familiarity, and ease. It’s often driven by the desire for something predictable and soothing in the chaos of daily life.

I’ve been chain eating instant noodles all week. It just feels comforting and simple after a long day.”
Sam: “Yeah, I get that. Sometimes you just need that familiar food to chill out.

by DonnaRia May 26, 2025

Here we eat the potato

To waste a valuable thing or resource on impulse or in a fit of insanity

Jaiden: I have the choice to eat this fucking potato and not plant it at all!
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!

Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato

by Bolas?!?! November 15, 2023

Eat my gash

A classy lady's alternative to "suck my dick."

Hey fuckwad, eat my gash!

by babzcek December 22, 2017