David

Sigma grindset, hustle never stops, money aint sleeping.
An absolute unit, sigma in every way.
The literally Thomas Shelby.
Rizzly Bear.
🚫 LGBT
🚫 Drugs
✅ Hella Bitches
✅ Absolute Hustler
✅

P1: You watched Peaky Blinders?
P2: Yeah, I have to say David is a 1:1 replica of Thomas Shelby

by GingerRizzler September 11, 2023

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David

A David is usually tall, 6'1, with short curly hair and brown eyes. David will have weirdly girly hands, even though he plays basketball and constantly carries one around school. You'll often see him walking with his boyfriend Luke and ignoring everyone around them. They're that couple. David has small dick energy but his ethnicity means you know he's packing. He plays a baritone saxophone in a band and says he enjoys it, but everyone knows he does it to keep his "mom" happy. He's not naturally smart but he excels in school despite showing up 10 minutes late to every class because the gym is always at the other end of the school. David is a friendly giant but he's a bit slow sometimes. Especially when he's playing along to backing tracks. David doesn't like the Miami Boy's Choir because he lives under a rock. Sad David :(

"Baby, is that David?"
"I think so"
"God David"

by puffy boy November 16, 2022

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David

David's are usually a very big guy who workout everyday. The girls don't like him because he sweats ALL THE TIME. He plays jv sports through out his highschool career and doesn't touch not one Varsity game. He his a game freak but sucks at every game he plays

David gets no playing time

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Will David Special

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s breast, licks it up then makes out with her.

Bro, I went to this party and Will David special this bitch. She was totally into it.

by Will David November 27, 2021

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David A Clarke

Former sheriff of Milwaukee County Wisconsin otherwise known as the black Sheriff Arpaio, he’s a strong supporter of Donald Trump. Always goes on TV to differentiate himself from other blacks especially Democrats.

On the show tonight with me is former sheriff of Milwaukee county in Wisconsin David A Clarke

by Zero2infinity October 4, 2018

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