crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

figal crack

A really skinny girl with one leg shorter than the other. They are very weird and eat almost nothing that's meat. They have no booty nor do they have tits.

You're a figal crack.
Wow! She's a figal crack.

by Uzumes_720 December 1, 2015

Cracked

Had sex

Yea I cracked Tina yesterday

by No one has been arrested June 22, 2025

Cracking your neck

When you're on the bus and someone cracks their neck so hard it sounds like a glow stick

Guy 1: *cracking his neck*
Guy 2: "Damn you be cracking your neck so hard i bet it'll glow in the dark tonight."

by GavRaz August 25, 2022

Crack plunger

When you put a crack pipe up your nose and a plunger in your asshole

Billy is really addicted to doing crack plungers

by Sloppytoppy zongas June 9, 2020

Crack Sabbath

Also known as payday, when your check hits and you go out to buy cocaine, lasts from when the paycheck hits till you pass out.

Kenny: hey man you tryna throw down on a qp of weed?
Zack: nah bro we can't, its the crack sabbath at midnight.
Kenny: Oh shit your right...8ball?

by Johnny Kaboom June 13, 2024

Crack crickets

A crack whore that is quiet but yet chirps every once in a while that is annoying.

Walking into the doctors office I happen to see a couple of crack crickets.

by Master ski November 21, 2023