Pokey bum wank

When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger

When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank

by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018

bum

1. A loser
2. Somebody who won't do a basic thing to stand out in society

Tommy: Alex won't watch football at all, even on Super Bowl Sunday
Daniel: Whatta bum

by Shecallmemrboombastic July 28, 2019

Bum

Common phrase used to describe a beautiful lady.

John: hey look at that lady what a bum ;)
Derek: yeah she’s definitely a bum I’d give it to her

by Butthole27484 June 25, 2019

pudding bum

An overly obese person. High definition in obesity

Ay that Lauren is a major pudding bum init

by oooochieee April 26, 2021

Bum

A word used to describe someone when they are being disrespectful, annoying, rude, or an asshole.

Example One: “John stop being such a bum!”

Example Two: “Can you please just let me talk, don’t be a bum.”

Example Three: “Leave me alone you bum!”

by BigSammLuvsYou December 13, 2020

Fluffy Bum

When someone passes wind/farts

A polite way of highlighting someone’s Flatulence.

Commonly spoken in the presence of children

(Someone farts)” oooh I’ve got a fluffy bum”

by Sapio Peach August 2, 2022

Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.

I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019