stoner boner 

When someone feels their blunt rolling ability is superior to the ability of everyone else (Getting 'aroused' over their ability to roll).

Ryan: "Hey Steve, wanna smoke?"
Steve: "Only if I get to role it."
Alex: "Steve has a huge stoner boner"

stoner boner by DanceAlexDance March 28, 2009

rock boner 

n. an erection of the penis or engorgement of the clitoris resulting from the pleasing sounds of music

"Have you heard the new Big D album? It gave me a raging rock boner!"

rock boner by ragingpimps October 4, 2009

popped a boner 

when your penis fails to work; a broken penis.

Tyler: whats it called when you sprain your penis?
Nate: It means you popped a boner.

popped a boner by Spaghet February 21, 2009

Skyrim Boner 

The hard-on you get when having a Skyrim on a flight.

"Man I got such a Skyrim boner, while my guy was licking out my ass on out flight to New York. It led to the bext hand job ever!"

Skyrim Boner by Neo Phoenix September 21, 2012

nigger boner 

One whom gets angered over pre pubescent children over Eksbawks Live and resorts to fracturing beloved vidya gaems.

"That there Billy sure is a nigger boner when it comes to competitive gaming, sheesh..."

"That there Billy sure is a nigger boner when it comes to competitive gaming, sheesh..."

nigger boner by BonerButt August 26, 2015

Blue Vain Brain Boner 

Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a obsession of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, and gets obsessed in his/her thought pattern until his / her thought/idea wears off or the thought gets put into action.

John: Hey, have you seen that recent philosophical discussion between XXX and YYY on YouTube?

Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a blue vain brain boner.

Blue Vain Brain Boner by Slim and Gee Production April 16, 2011

semirageing boner 

A half boner that is pulsing.

That chick is cute shes givin me a semirageing boner.

semirageing boner by Conner Drews February 5, 2009