Leon & Jesus

Leon is the type of man that treats Jesus with so much love and respect.

He will make out and make love with her, making her feel very special.

He doesn't judges her for having the name Jesus Christ and is forever his soulmate and one true love.

All the girls for Leon suck and are trash.

"Wow! Have you seen Leon & Jesus? They make such an amazing couple!" -Leon's family member

by LebanonJames December 19, 2023

tastes like jesus

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.

*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"

by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016

Slim Jesus in a cut

A fat cocked white skinned individual that likes to exhibit foul language in this songs. He particuraly likes to use a 40mm hand gun he threatens to use uppon you. Imagine that peanut headed faggot in a small cut. That's what this means

Slim Jesus in a cut

by FhackSerbia April 18, 2018

Jesus Dominguez

one of the best people ever and best cousin ever bc they are and they make VERY good food

youre so jesus dominguez😹💯

by ed shartan December 2, 2021

jesus leon

Type of person who can do really well at fighting but don't like to prove it by hitting his own friends but not care about pain and not scared to die

like making offensive jokes and only gets hurt by emissions and only respect his own race and girlfriend or boyfriend and never forget things but never judge best at making mistakes but good at making love

He treats me like he's Jesus Leon

by God behind christ January 15, 2018

Jesus Christ

honestly the coolest guy i know

these weird athiest fuckers piss me off in the definitions

Jesus Christ is very cool

by me lolita September 3, 2025

Jesus Smuggling

Ha! Hahaha! Good for you! I'm proud of you!

Hym "Yeah, no he IS Jesus Smuggling. He do be doing that. That's funny that you actually called him out for it. Even after the fact. It's so dishonest. By defining God thay way it implicit that the people who consider it an active and sentient being that has acted upon reality on several occasions by engaging in direct dialogue with key figures thought history. And he hates ME because his sophistry doesn't work on me."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2023