Jesus

A Carpenter who was Muscular. He Never sinned (lied, got bitter, etc.) He was murdered For my Transgression.

I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.

Jesus was a strong man who died and rose again From the dead.

I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.

I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'

by Netflix-Ripan March 27, 2022

Jesu

It is nickname for Jesus the God of Christianity

To make God more private to you or feel connection with him

Oh my Jesu what are these LGBTQ?!!

by Xvinish June 23, 2024

Jesus Christ

My savior because he died on the cross to save our sins. If you don’t already know about Him learn about him in the Bible. Ok go to church.

Go to church to learn about Jesus Christ.

by Peskay February 24, 2022

Jesus built

When someone is naturally strong/lean and never goes to the gym or has an open refusal to going to the gym.

“How’s he that strong he never goes to the gym?”
“I guess he’s just jesus built”

by Big Yang Wang December 2, 2022

Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.

Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.

by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018

Jesus Christ

An awesome dude that just wanted what was best for all of us, and he got killed for it. Also, he is the son of God and the savior of all.

(Jesus Christ): Lazarus, come out!
(LazarusA dead guy): *comes back to life and walks out of tomb*

by Jeff#4 July 24, 2025

Jesus Chicken Palace

another word for the fast food restaurant known as chick-fil-a

I got my chicken sandwich from Jesus Chicken Palace.

by skylarcoy April 8, 2021